Have You Seen This Kitty?

Kittylicious has been gone for a few weeks. This isn't unusual; she tends to wonder off for several days at a time, especially when she's in heat. But it's been quite awhile since I've seen her begging for scraps and lovin' at the back door. Maybe she got tired of us always shooting her male companions. Perhaps she'd had enough of Buddy, who never stopped whining at her to be friends. I like to think she ran off with her one true love, but Art (always the realist) said she probably got eaten by something, hit by a car or something else tragic. Who knows? Maybe she was lonely and is at one of the neighbor's; they have a lot of cats. A lot. Well, wherever she is, I just hope she's happy.