Thursday, July 22, 2010

Poison Ivy Update

My legs look like the face of fourteen year-old boy in the rages of puberty. No amount of make-up will be able to conceal the disgusting pustules. I can't even shave my legs for fear of shaving one off.

It's currently ninety-two degrees outside so those of you who see me, please excuse my hairy, bleb covered legs; it's too damn hot to put long pants on.

They don't itch, so I guess that's something. Oh, and it's migrated to my right butt cheek, so that's really awesome.

1 comment:

Chris Fesler said...

Try using phelsnaptha soap. It will help dry it out. It is a laundry soap in a old fashion looking package white with red pin stripes. I know it says not to get on skin but(no pun intended) I have used it for years when ever I get poison ivy.