Monday, February 16, 2009

What's in a Name?

I decided that we should name our farm. There is really no purpose for a name other than we could put a sign up at the entry to our driveway- how cool would that be?! My mother suggested 'Green Acres' but that's been done; Art suggested 'Art's Bitch Farm' but I just don't think the neighbors would appreciate a sign that says "Welcome to Art's Bitch Farm!"- there are a lot of old people that drive by our house everyday and it might offend their sensibilities. Don't get me wrong, it would a really funny sign, but I was hoping for something a little classier...maybe even quaint. The more Art and I discuss it the more inappropriate the names become (we're no better than children laughing at fart jokes) so I am enlisting the help of my readers...I know there are at least three of you out there.

5 comments:

Allison said...

Okay, I'll think about it for real, but I must inform you that there is a farm near us named "Double D Ranch." Really? Really? You didn't notice your farm was named after a bra size?!

Bess said...

Oooooo! This is fun! (And I love how you said you two are no better than children laughing at fart jokes!)
I was going to try to think of something like the ever famous LEN-RU Farm in Hartley. But the LIN-AR or ART-LI just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Hmm.... this might take some thinking.
What about using your last names: PRO-WAG or WAG-PRO that's catchy and funny!

Anonymous said...

How about the Deere Chanel Farm? Ha ha! It's like city meets country, Coco Chanel meets John Deere! ~ Cody

Anonymous said...

Ooooh, even better. How about Chanel No. Swine!!!!! Ha ha ha! ~ Cody

Em said...

Ok, how about some movie reference??? "There's No Place Like Home Farm" "Days of Wine and Roses Farm" "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Farm" or a surfing reference "Hang Ten Farm"? or a Holland reference, "Windmill Farm"?? Just some random ideas to get people thinking.